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HWFC 01 - US v. Canada by ~kanae:iconkanae:


©2009 ~kanae
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For HWFC Round 1. Voting is open until 3/12!

...this is what happens when America tries to respect Canada's "unique identity". ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CANADIANS?

Food background:
Bacon Explosion is America's latest food fad, which got popular through internet word-of-mouth around the time of the Super Bowl. It really is...a bunch of pig. Also, 5000 calories. Psh, and you thought McD's was the best we could do in our quest to clog the world's arteries :Db

Apparently, the UK likes it as well (I guess Hetalia is right about the two having equally terrible taste |D).

*The "bagged fried milk" is a reference to the fact that WE HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO FRY COCA-COLA. I kid you not, it is America's latest fairgrounds food. So, I figure if you could fry soda, you could probably fry milk. And then bag it...Canadian-style!

This is by no means a comprehensive overview of American food, but just two more on the list of COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY, SOMEWHAT DISGUSTING (but intriguingly delicious-sounding) THINGS WE INVENT TO SHORTEN OUR LIFESPANS. And that, my friends, is the essence of American "cuisine".

BONUS PIC for this round!

Comments


:iconpyrrhiccomedy:
Oh God. XD "Who are you" coming from the...from the...

*uncontrollable giggling*

ILU so much!
:iconblue-fox:
my friends and I made a bacon patty once but that thing destroys ours

HAHHA FRIED SODA THAT SOUNDS SO GROSS WHY DO WE FRY EVERYTHING

ps nice oven mitts +v+
:iconnny-chan:
kjdndfsj Why are we so gross? omg. I feel for Canada.

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:iconsuzaku009:
I love the Alfreds you draw, they're always so cute and make me wanna hug them ;A; (rofl his apron hahaha 8D)

poor Canada *pat*

FRYING COCA COLA CHYAAAAAAAAA.

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:icondumplingzowo:
I'm interested in the fried cola, but the bacon explosion!? Good god, that sounds terrible! I feel like Imma gain weight just THINKING about it. =__=

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:iconndloveless:
It's kinda scary how accurate this is D:

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:iconwarriorsglory:
Reminds me of Elvis' favorite snack:

12 strips of bacon
a jar of peanut butter
a jar of jelly
a giant loaf of bread

ENJOY!

*hurls*

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:icongardenofeverything:
This is amazing. I love your art and how you went about this. Poor polar bear. I'd rather have just eaten the regular bacon. XD

Speaking of that, I feel sick just thinking about the Bacon Explosion...so many calories...I think I've been turned off bacon.

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:iconstellarcab:
Poor Canada!

:doh: why haven't I heard of these horrible dishes? they're stroketastic!

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